If he’s being honest, and he isn’t always, his first gray nose hair shocked him more than the first on his head. But when he spotted a gray hair down there, it filled him with a dread that kept him holed up in bed all weekend. The following week he kept the lights off whenever he used the bathroom. His gloom was only broken when he saw a replica of the David, potent physique beneath gray skin and gray hair, standing in a neighbor’s lawn beside the poppies.