Don’t flush masculine products down the toilet.
The body hair and broad shoulders gum the works.
Keep them far away from the bidets as well.

Anything macho, any testosterone,
is a trigger. We had to mix Drano with
a shot of estrogen after Bill was in.

No trans-masculine or genderfluid stuff
either. We don’t discriminate about this.
The plumbing is old and very sensitive.